Lyrics

I left my socks in the middle of the bedroom floor again
I left three pairs of dirty shoes out in the hall
I left the toilet paper empty in the bathroom yesterday
I came home an hour late and didn’t call
She keeps a list for me, she reads em one by one
I call it the laundry list of the dirty deeds I done.

Whoa, I’m a constant aggravation, but I don’t think that I’m the only one
But oh, it’s a sad sad situation
Checking off the laundry list of the dirty deeds I done.

I stayed out late one night and drank too much
And later, when I came to bed, I snored
Saturday I slept too late
And Sunday I watched football
And I guess I should have known she felt ignored.
I didn’t see a problem
I was only having fun
Add it to the laundry list of the dirty deeds I done.

Whoa, I’m a constant aggravation
But I don’t think that I’m the only one
But oh, it’s a sad sad situation
Checking off the laundry list of the dirty deeds I done.

I came home from a hard day last night ready for her list
But she sat down beside me
And she gave me a sweet kiss
She said I’m sorry bout that stupid list
Today I made another one
I call it the the long list of incredible, amazing loving things my honey’s done.”

Whoa, it’s a really nice sensation
Knowing that I’m still her only one
We’re a team and we’ve improved the situation
Throwing out the laundry list of the dirty deeds I done.