David Prince

Lyrics

Another Song About My Cats
Music and Lyrics by David Prince

This is just another song about my cats
I’m sure that if you have one too
You probably will agree
My cats are cute and cuddly
My cats are soft and warm
There’s no one in this whole wide world
My cats love more than me
Except my wife
They love her, too
Except those times when they eat plastic
I love everything that my cats do

I really love my cats
I really love my cats
This is just another song about my cats

My cats, they sometimes claw the couch
But that’s alright with me
My cats have never cheated with a pornstar
Nor encouraged white supremacy
Sometimes they scratch the carpet
And wake us up at three
But they’ve never gassed a single citizen
Nor lied on live TV

I really love my cats
I really love my cats
This is just another song about my cats

We’ve dealt with hairballs
And cat fuzz on the furniture
And sometimes stinky kitty litter
But my cats have never organized a coup
Because they lost and they felt bitter
My cats have broken lots of stuff around the house
By jumping up for things that they can’t reach
But my cats have never ever ever once
Suggested that I should drink some bleach

I really love my cats
I really love my cats
This was just another song about my cats
Imagine that
This was just another song about my cats