Lyrics

Well there was a cow who thought he was a cat.
Yeah there was a cow who thought he was a cat.
Did you ever ever ever see
Something as strange as that?
There was a cow who thought he was a cat.

And then that cow, he jumped up on the bed.
And then that cow, he jumped up on the bed.
He jumped up on the bed
And almost sat on Grandma’s head
And then that cow, he jumped up on the bed.

And he said “Moo-eow”
And he said “Moo-eow”
And he said “Moo-eow, ow ow”
That cow
Who thought he was a cat.

And then that cow, he jumped up on the couch.
And then that cow, he jumped up on the couch.
He jumped up on the couch
He made Jenna say “Ouch”
When that cow, he jumped up on the couch.

And then that cow, he jumped in Grandpa’s chair.
And then that cow, he jumped in Grandpa’s chair.
He jumped in Grandpa’s chair
But Quill was sitting there.
And then that cow, he jumped in Grandpa’s chair.

And he said “Moo-eow”
And he said “Moo-eow”
And he said “Moo-eow, ow ow”
That cow
Who thought he was a cat.

And he said “Moo-eow”
And he said “Moo-eow”
And he said “Moo-eow, ow ow”