From the recording No Hard Feelings...

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Lyrics

Every night I turn on my TV and she’s there
Right in the front row, looking beautiful
All dressed in Dodger blue
She never moves or says a word
But I know that she cares about this game
And if our team will win
Does that sound strange to you?

She never uses sunscreen and she never wears a frown
She’s always smilin’ - even when the team is down
She’s like a work of art
And only six seats down from Mary Hart
It’s a complicated world
When you’re in love with a corrugated girl

I’ve never seen her eat a Dodger Dog or drink a beer
And though she sits out in the sun all day
She never even sweats
She never does the wave or clap along to all the cheers
And she never even heckles Mookie Betts

She never uses sunscreen and she never wears a frown
She’s always smilin’ - even when the team is down
Are you the only one?
Or is that your twin in section 301?
It’s a complicated world
When you’re in love with a corrugated girl

In this year of 2020, I guess she’s the girl for me
Although I guess she might be lacking dimensionally
Her hands are out of view so I don’t know if there’s a ring
But I guess the bigger problem is
She’s not the real thing

She never uses sunscreen and she never wears a frown
She’s always smilin’ - even when the team is down
She’s like a work of art
And only six seats down from Mary Hart
It’s a complicated world
When you’re in love with a corrugated girl
It’s a complicated world
When you’re in love with a corrugated girl